I AM a city dog. I live in the city, I party in the city, I play in the city. So, why does Mom have me in City Dog Training???
Heck, those people on Elmwood Avenue - wow - they are something! Dogs, people speaking languages I have never heard, strange short ladies wearing capes, disabled people zooming by in chairs, really overweight people trying to come at me and feel my curls - WHOA! No Dog should go through all that in just 60 minutes! Gee, thanks a lot Mom. Can't we just go the pool? If one more odd person tries to pull my curls, I may just have to hurl something at them - like you Mom! :)
