Today, Mom took Kolby and left. I was beside myself. Finally, what seemed an eternity, they returned. I began howling as loud as possible to get myself out the door. I nearly banged Kolby to the ground with my tail as I was so excited and then tried to knock Mom over. What was SHE thinking? You don't leave without me!
Then she told me they were with 1,000 kids and I thought Oh thank Dog I didn't go! My high prey drive causes me to chase small children like big squirrels. I like my adults, particularly the manly men, I look in their tool boxes and solve their engineering problems. So, next time Mom, tell me where you are going when you leave and I won't freak out!
